For years I got blank stares when I told people that The Day the Earth Stood Still was my favorite movie. “It’s this black-and-white science-fiction film from the 1950s,” I’d say, and when they just gazed back at me, I’d finish with “look, just watch it, okay?” Little did I know that something far more sinister was in my future — now when I talk about The Day the Earth Stood Still, people will think I’m lauding the performance of one Keanu Reeves. The very thought makes me want to hurl the contents of my stomach all over my keyboard.

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